There’s a software made in Palo Alto
Which changes automatically discriminatory surnames

So if your name is ******
Then people won’t be forced to pronounce it
And that’s the way they solved the problem of discrimination

No one gives a ****
If you steal or kill
Just be careful in telling victims
That you respect all of their skills

And if your name is *********
the sportscaster won’t be forced to pronounce it
And he won’t be branded as a fascist nazi racist

And if your name is **********************
It’ll be replaced by a random sequence of letters
And that’s the way they solved definitively
The problem of the racism