Great unrest for days at home
TV’s on every cooking show
Experiments done on the dog
Anxiety and maniac clean up

Appetizer’s a standing up buffet
Mayonnaise rubbed on the carpet
Entries eaten side by side
Mostly the elderly spit out
Half digested soaked crumbs of food

Then it’s time for broccoli pie
Use your dirty fork
Let me hear you suckin’
Meanwhile please take a look around
Children running ‘round
Elders fallin’ asleep

When the second plates are in
Greasy mouths don’t spare anything
Cousins greadily pounce on
Brain, tongue, nose and guts of the goat
Napkins are not used in here
Rims of the glasses full of filth
Someone has to cut the dessert
It is on the uncle who went
To pee, but you haven’t heard the tap, right?

Then it’s time for broccoli pie
Use your dirty fork
Let me hear you suckin’
Meanwhile please take a look around
Children running ‘round
Elders fallin’ asleep

Now it’s time to queue for the bog