People walks around with loaded guns
Alpine newts rain from above
They give a fuck about the weather
And help the disabled to cross the road

They watch tv late cos they hate dreaming
And delay bedtime eating boiled eggs
Cos they’re afraid that when they wake up
The jump in real life breaks their legs
Breaks their legs

And the landlord sends a letter
They do not pay fast enough
Then seek the news about the weather
And envy the disabled
The disabled