He’d like to be like the birds
Watch everyone from a great height

But then he feels like the newts
A lot of courtship
But always sperm on the ground

She turns her peacock tail and spreads her hormones ‘round
But she only searches alpha males cos she’s an alpha cow

He thinks that people like him will become extint
Althought they’re better, althought they’re better, like the sabre toothed tigers

She turns her peacock tail and spreads her hormones ‘round
But she only searches alpha males cos she’s an alpha cow
The alpha cow