I’m so lucky that I’ve got my satellite on
National Geographic teaches me the fauna
You should avoid to kill the bees
Because even if they’re disgusting they pollinate the trees

So give me an Alka Seltzer now
Because the ducks are having more fun than me
I’d love to punch all the birds
‘Cos they’ve got empty heads and
That’s the most moral way to play some free violence

Female toad is twice the size of male specimen
And the mantis devours the head of her partner
You should try to kiss the trees
Because they always shut up and don’t put you down on your knees

So give me an Alka Seltzer now
Because the ducks are having more fun than me
I’d love to punch all the birds
‘Cos they’ve got empty heads and
That’s the cheapest way to play some free violence