Everytime you drink wine
You spoil the night
And everytime you talk way too much
I dream to run away

But all my holidays
Are planned by Ryanair

Everytime you get horny
You bite octopuse’s heads
And everytime I got a monkey on my back
I dream to run away

But all my holidays
Are planned by Ryanair
Destination and date
Choosen by Ryanair

Would you please fasten your seat belt
And buy our perfume signed by Donald Trump?

All my holidays
Are planned by Ryanair
All my holidays
Choosen by Ryanair