They call you “the chemist” ‘cos of the drugs you bring, I suppose
But they call you 118 ‘cos of the times you overdosed

Now you’re in my bathroom looking for any new pill
Oh my God I forgot to hide the laxative…away

You never listen to my warnings
You always just swallow it all
You steal sleeping pills from your granny
And she stays up all night long, all night long
But you don’t give a fuck

When I will be king I will ban garlic in the food
When your breath won’t stink i’m sure it will improve my mood
Which is not good

You never listen to my warnings
You always just swallow it all
You eat eggplants as if they were candies
And then you throw them up, throw them up
But you don’t give a fuck