In the land of delayed trains
Lives a man who has got no stain
He wears ugly sandals for choice
And fights all evils with white noise

He campaigned against toilet signs
Appealed the users manual of the iron
Then burnt thousands pink clothes for dolls
And he finally found a hole

Oh oh oh well done!
He has a monkey as a dog
And if you get yourself in trouble
He will rescue you with his boat

Oh oh oh, well done!
He fights for the miserables
And with his latest model phone
He will teach you how to help the poor

In the land of the unique toy
Lives a feminist feel-good boy
He’s the defender of the weak
But makes wickedness when not seen

Each crusade is a soul relief
Outrage covers the ease to believe
That any racist, crook or thief
Has black thoughts even worse than his

Oh oh oh well done!
He has a monkey as a dog
And if you get yourself in trouble
He will rescue you with his boat

Oh oh oh, well done!
He is a true keyboard lion
And if you don’t think as he pretends
He will attack you on facebook.

Oh oh oh well done!
He knows what’s right and what is wrong
And althought he’s morally superior
He’ll sell himself for a bit of fur