She is makin’ up tonight and she’s dressing fine
Bad jokes spitted out of her mouth as she’s drinkin’ wine
I’m so proud of her

She’s the second, second best
She’s the second, second best

She is makin’ up tonight and she’s doing fine
But the spots show themselves under electric lights
I’m so proud of her

She’s the second, second best
She’s the second, second best

That is all that I can get with my resources and my beer belly

She’s the second, second best
She’s the second, second best